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No, Kimi has not had her baby. It seems in a moment of pregnancy cravings kimi actually ate her wedding band. I all started out simple enough. Kimi had a ravenous craving for crab legs so we headed off to the all you can eat buffet.

She is a sight to behold, perched on the edge of her seat eyes gleaming, the picture above reveals Kimi's disdain for crab cracking tools. She shuns such instruments as an artist would a paint by numbers picture. With one fluid motion she snatches the leg from her plate, breaks the knuckle and then cracks the shell in two revealing the soft fleshy crab meat. this is gulped down like an albatross, head back in one motion. I have to avert my eyes during the meal at the carnage unleashed on the buffet line. Face and hands covered with crab juice I don't think she can ever have her fill of these tasty crustaceans. After a few hours and about 14 platefuls of decimated crabs I dragged her from the restaurant. Feral cries of "Just one more ... one more plate" escaped her as I locked her in the car.

Now like I said I didn't watch her every move throughout the meal so I can't be certain, however upon arriving home we discovered her wedding band had disappeared. Its my assumption that It and about 200 crab legs are now in her stomach. She denies it of course, and is frantic to find it. I called the Chinese restaurant but one they realized it Crabzillas husband on the phone, they said the restaurant was was closed. (Crabzilla was what the buffet people were yelling as they approached her in broken english. Oh no Crapziwwa ish commming argg.). She sobbed in the corner for a bit. A devious plan, not real sadness. She had plans to play the sympathy card and make me return to the buffet so she could have another go at the crab line. Now we have to order another ring but she's been in overdrive mode with the baby just around the corner making online purchases anyway.

Okay this will be my last post as the computer and my office are heading downstairs. See ya then

James